You didn’t come into this world. You came out of it, like a wave from the ocean. You are not a stranger here.
Alan Watts (via observando)

the fact that anna faris and chris pratt are married is blowing my mind

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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